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Super Mario Bros. & The Super Mario Bros. Movie
(1993) (2023) A non-review by Professor Popinjay The 1993 Super Mario Bros. film is widely regarded as a bad Mario movie. But is it a bad movie without Mario? Probably. But is it a fun bad movie? I like to think so. When I watch the 1993 Super Mario Bros.…
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Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
A Non-Review by Professor Popinjay I love robots! Killer robots! Nice Robots! Robots who just want to be loved. Robots who subjugate the human race to protect us from ourselves. That’s all just fine with me… at least until it actually happens. Time travel on the other hand irritates me.…
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Skyscraper
A Non-Review by Prof Popinjay Skyscraper was a Chinese copy of Die Hard or the Towering Inferno made by an American Production company starring Dwayne T. Rock-Johnson instead of Bruce Willis or Paul Newman. They dropped a huge bag of money on his doorstep and his eyes literally turned into…
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Snowball Express
A Non-Review by Professor Popinjay I saw this a while ago but I remember it being cute. I never saw a Dean Jones film I didn’t like. I appreciate a movie where the biggest problem they face is not some world shattering apocalypse. We don’t see a lot of simply…
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The Strawberry Shortcake Berryfest Princess Movie
A Non-Review by Professor Popinjay Let me start by addressing the pink frilly elephant in the room. I’m not sure what the creators of this movie were thinking but it’s like they made this for little girls. Frankly it didn’t appeal to me. Nevertheless, despite the fact that I am…
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Skyscraper (2018)
A non-review by Prof. Popinjay —–This was the other movie I watched that kept switching from English to Mandarin and it gave me a headache. It wasn’t as often as Pacific Rim 2 though. It’s just strange that I watched these two films back to back. I don’t hate this…
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SHARKNADO!
A Non-Review by Prof. Popinjay Throughout history humanity has achieved a great many astounding accomplishments. Nuclear fission, seedless watermelon, and horseless flight, to name a few. But there exists now a new acheivement which makes these fine examples of human ingenuity look like the floundering last minute attempt at a…